Enjoy!
ANIMALS by Congress Of The Sloth
In
calendars, in magazines
So many
species to be seen
Sometimes in
baskets or with bows
How many are
there? We don’t know!
They run
around, they multiply
And like
Jeff Goldblum in The Fly
The can be
scary, hairy,
Also Dairy
they supply!
CHORUS:
Animals!
They live in
your house with you!
Sometimes
they’re invited, and sometimes they’re not.
Animals!
Sometimes we set traps for them!
The can be
sneaky, but they can be bought.
Animals!
They talk when you’re not around!
Sometimes
they chew on all your stuff just for fun.
Animals!
They live in
the ocean, too!
And they
outnumber us a thousand to one!
In crevices,
in academe
So many
secrets we could gleam
Like how
they waddle to and fro
We shouldn’t
eat them, said Thoreau!
With armored
skin and extra eyes
Whatever you
can fantasize
New improved
all flaws removed
Can’t wait
for multi-hooved designs!
(Chorus)
then
Animals!
They have human hybrids!
The
Rhino-Hippo Man is coming for you!
Animals!
They know how to capture things!
One day
we’ll all wake up in a people zoo!
Animals! They’re plotting a takeover!
Like, did
you know that Dolphins know how to read?
Animals!
This is a Call to Arms!
The Rhino
Hippo Man’s like Segal on speed.
Rhino Hippo
Man, Rhino Hippo Man, Rhino Hippo
Rhino Hippo
Man, Rhino Hippo Man, Rhino Hippo
Rhino Hippo
Man, Rhino Hippo Man, Rhino Hippo
Rhino Hippo
Man, Rhino Hippo Man,
We should
eat some meat.
