Here are some Sloth fun facts!
EVIL EAGLES IN THE SKY!
Evil eagles in the sky!
That evil
eagle’s not evil it just wants sloth pie! X2
If they got
to go to the bathroom
It takes 8
days!
Two-toed
likes
To munch
leaves at night
Three-toed
bites
Leaves in
the sunlight!
Two-toed runs
They got to
keep it in check
Three’s got
Extra freaky
bones in its neck!
They can
turn their head
Like Linda
Blair in AFI’s Scariest movie of all time over there!
When they do
the munchen’
The leaves
ferment x3
Twenty-six
days to digest them
That’s
practically lent!
Sloths are really smelly
Cause they
never bathe
Hundreds of
beetles
Hundreds of
beetles
Hundreds of
millions of beetles all over there!
Protect the
sloth moth! Who lives in sloth fur! X3
Eating the
algae
Laying eggs
in the sloth poop!
(Chorus)
Sloths have
sex
Like once a
year
They got a green back
Cause algae
is green
Provides camouflage
and protects them from they enemies
Like eagles,
Monkeys,
And Momma
Fratelli
Two-toed
sloth’s have 2 fingers and three toes
While
three-toed’s got 3 fingers and three toes and a nice nose
Whatever I’m
just trying to teach you kids some facts so shut it
(Chorus)
